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Part 1: "The Mystery of the Child and the Ice Cream Jingle" *Selecta Ice Cream Jingle plays in the background* Baby Keisha : (with eyes widening) Mommy... what's that sound? Mommy : (sweetly) Nothing.... *Selecta Ice Cream Jingle continues to play* Baby Keisha : (ears twitching) What's that sound Mommy??? Mommy : Nothing.... Baby Keisha : (jumping up and down) Mommy! Mommy! What's that sound, Mommy?! Mommy : Nothing! You're FAT ! -end- What's the moral of the story? Part 2....

Jejemon Encounters ei0w p03Hwz!! So, we've all had encounters with them Jejemons  - from random text messages, Friendster friend requests (back in the day, you remember?), Facebook status updates, and other Social Networking site - and now they have conquered mainstream media - with a fast growing viral popularity that rivals MelaSon or OchoOcho. They are now (unfortunately) part of Philippine Culture and even in other parts of Asia . Tweet ___________________________________________ Anti Jejemon! During the Philippine Presidential Election campaigns, we saw Jejemon being used as a campaign tool - like this photo of Sec. Gibo Teodoro. I also heard VP Candidate Jejomar Binay was turned into Jejemon Binay. Because of this though, I have begun having this nagging feeling that I need to learn how to write in Jejemon  (or Jejenese)  so that at least I will be able to understand it, if eventually it takes over our normal language. :...

Tweet The first time I read this list, I was literally teary eyed while trying to stop myself from laughing out loud during our Information Technology 101 class.... This is an old joke list I unearthed while going through my Xanga blog archives. It had me in stitches once again, much like the first time I read it, so I figured, it needs to be reposted! :p I modified it a bit too, to update it for 2009.  :p How to misuse Figures of Speech Company manager mulling over his next strategic move: "Argh! This is a no-win-win situation!" Man to his new wife: "Don't worry honey, we'll just burn the bridge when we get there." Lawyer to the jury: "Ladies and gentlemen, this contract is anulled and void!" Same lawyer above, on a different case: "Your honor, this exercise is mute and academic..." Man to his friend, "Don't worry too much about it, if worse comes to shove, just leave it!"

Tweet Have you ever had Pink Eye? Overheard: "Oh! You know what, a friend of mine from work recently gave birth. She was worried her baby was not drinking enough milk from her breast. She said her breasts always felt full like they were about to burst, and the veins on the sides were showing like those on an angry person's neck..."

A Hydrogen atom and a Helium atom were strolling in the park when suddenly the Hydrogen atom exclaimed, "Oh shit! I lost an electron!" The Helium atom asks, "Hm.. are you sure??" And Hydrogen says, "Yes! I'm POSITIVE!" tee hee hee...